Laika

Sakura Haruno speaking, over. (?) Faaala people! How are you? having a good time? Bad? Dying? Melting? And me too. . . . Gaara, drop that shit! No, I don't care if it's a cookie, DROP! Hunf, these cheap little thieves... *fixes themselves up* (?) Anyway! Here I am, all beautiful and beautiful / a lie to announce the 2nd season of "A Cat in My Life!" / loose fire Well, whoever put up with me narrating my dramatic and sad life with the gorgeous Sasuke Uchiha (?) knows what I passed./AHEM And... Sasuke I'm talking, would you excuse me? No, you will NOT speak! Caham, well, whoever wants to follow this new journey/pokémon here has to read Season 1 HUAHUAHUA! (?) But ok, after all that messy mess, I here/ *waves* (?), I was forced to go to school! Yes, very sad, I know. Don't cry for me, I will survive! lol (WTF?!) So... here I am to tell you about my daily life and my adventures with that bunch of animals/literally speaking. . . . NARUTO LEAVE THAT LAMP! f****** IF YOU HAVE A COCKROACH, KILL IT WITH YOUR FOOT, YOUR HAND, EVEN YOUR NOSE, BUT DROP MY LAMP! . . . HUMPF! These men saw... votecontá! Continuing, as the happiness of a poor lasts a short time, mine lasted even less! (?) Well, a double-handed son of a flea had to show up to spoil my "Happily ever after!" BUNCH OF JEALOUS PEOPLE, BURN IN HELL LISTENING TO RESTART!!!!/aloka But okok, nobody wants to see me happy anyway. Luck was definitely not my face when I was born, man! . . . RE-READ THIS COOKIE AGAIN AND WE WILL HAVE GAARA THE PURURUCA FOR DINNER!!! NARUTO COMES DOWN FROM THAT FAN! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE COCKROACH FLIES, USE A f***ing slingshot AND KILL IT ******!!! SASUKE PUT THAT MICROPHONE DOWN OR I'LL PUT IT UP YOUR RAB- GAARA GIVE ME THAT COOKIE!!!! . . . - Aiai.. these kids today... *sighs* Yo minna, Itachi Uchiha talking! Well, anyone who has read the 1st season must guess how this one will be, full of confusion, riots, shouting, probable mutilations, beheadings and murders. We hope you have fun! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to stop a neurotic loka from killing my brother, dismembering a blonde and putting her hand down a redhead's throat. (WATAFUCK?!) Ja ne! o/ ~~ After a lot of breaking and eating ~~ /LOL I'M BACK IN THIS p****!!!/revolt's . . . Nha, Itachi is finished!/cryalot UGLY WEE! (???) Tsk, I'll take revenge later./run away Enough of the blahblah! All I know is that the snake is going to smoke, the dick is going to eat and I'm going to sleep, because I'm sleepy! (???) Good reading, hoho > w> (?) Byebye o/ Sakura Haruno speaking, switch and hang up. (?) P.S: I am not responsible for brain damage caused by my clueless and completely alien (?) narrative, so you are at your own risk! (WTF?!) P.S²: The production (ui) will inform in the notes of the first cap. the link of the 1st adventure is not normal, I hope you have fun! P.S³: Well you WILL have fun, because everyone loves to laugh at other people's misfortune, there's no use denying it! (?) P.S³+¹: Cover made by my BEST-POTATO-FOREVER! Arigatou Pamy!!!!

Koneko, Laika

Sasuke Uchiha is a 17-year-old boy like any other, studies, talks, walks.. the only difference is that Sasuke is a reject, he never dated, he was considered a nerd and a laughing stock by the people. No girl had ever gotten close to him, well, until that moment. Sakura Haruno is a 17 year old girl, pretty, popular and fun. She went to Konoha to finish high school in her hometown. Sakura is the type that draws attention wherever she goes, not only for her beauty, but also for her personality. She doesn't like arrogant and stuck-up people, which made her hate most people at school. Two completely different people meet at random. A friendship arises. Sakura wants to show Sasuke the bright side of life and show the world how amazing the brunette is. Sasuke really wants to be like Sakura, but he also wants to show her that studying is important. Could it be that in the midst of all this, a love can emerge? Find out by reading My enchanted frog!

Manu

Três tronos em colisão. O Norte e a Areia marcham juntos contra o Sul. Apenas um pulso me separa do abismo. Nas alturas da névoa eterna, a guerra final enfim começou. A alvorada será de sangue. Algumas almas nascem para incendiar o mundo. Outras, para salvá-lo das cinzas.

Manu

Sem memórias. Sem atalhos. Sem regras para me salvar. O tabuleiro mudou. E as sombras mais perigosas do reino iniciaram a caçada. Podem vir. Este império vai ruir em chamas.

Manu

As regras do jogo eram simples: ser manipulada, obedecer e morrer. Eu não nasci para ser heroína, e este reino não é um conto de fadas. É uma arena militar governada por conspirações e execuções silenciosas. Mas se o sistema planejou a minha destruição... Vou garantir que ele queime primeiro.

Três anos após seu sequestro pela organização Black Sun, Saruto Uchiha, filho de Boruto e Sarada, retorna não como herói, mas como a arma suprema de Momoshiki Otsutsuki. Com a mente corrompida e memórias de amor substituídas por um ódio profundo, ele assume a alcunha de "O Fantasma", liderando uma ofensiva contra sua própria família e Konoha. A Oitava Hokage, Sarada Uchiha, enfrenta a dor de lutar contra o próprio filho. Enquanto isso, sua irmã, Sanada, desperta o lendário Jougan e une forças com a nova geração de ninjas Kaito, Shinobi e Hanaki em uma missão desesperada. O objetivo não é apenas vencer a guerra, mas resgatar a humanidade de Saruto antes que a escuridão o consuma totalmente. Em uma batalha épica entre a luz e as trevas, o maior desafio será enfrentar aquele que eles mais amam. Conseguirá a nova geração de Konoha quebrar o selo de Momoshiki e trazer Saruto de volta, ou ele se tornará o destruidor do mundo ninja? A era da nova geração atinge seu ápice trágico.