Laika

Sakura Haruno speaking, over. (?) Faaala people! How are you? having a good time? Bad? Dying? Melting? And me too. . . . Gaara, drop that shit! No, I don't care if it's a cookie, DROP! Hunf, these cheap little thieves... *fixes themselves up* (?) Anyway! Here I am, all beautiful and beautiful / a lie to announce the 2nd season of "A Cat in My Life!" / loose fire Well, whoever put up with me narrating my dramatic and sad life with the gorgeous Sasuke Uchiha (?) knows what I passed./AHEM And... Sasuke I'm talking, would you excuse me? No, you will NOT speak! Caham, well, whoever wants to follow this new journey/pokémon here has to read Season 1 HUAHUAHUA! (?) But ok, after all that messy mess, I here/ *waves* (?), I was forced to go to school! Yes, very sad, I know. Don't cry for me, I will survive! lol (WTF?!) So... here I am to tell you about my daily life and my adventures with that bunch of animals/literally speaking. . . . NARUTO LEAVE THAT LAMP! f****** IF YOU HAVE A COCKROACH, KILL IT WITH YOUR FOOT, YOUR HAND, EVEN YOUR NOSE, BUT DROP MY LAMP! . . . HUMPF! These men saw... votecontá! Continuing, as the happiness of a poor lasts a short time, mine lasted even less! (?) Well, a double-handed son of a flea had to show up to spoil my "Happily ever after!" BUNCH OF JEALOUS PEOPLE, BURN IN HELL LISTENING TO RESTART!!!!/aloka But okok, nobody wants to see me happy anyway. Luck was definitely not my face when I was born, man! . . . RE-READ THIS COOKIE AGAIN AND WE WILL HAVE GAARA THE PURURUCA FOR DINNER!!! NARUTO COMES DOWN FROM THAT FAN! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE COCKROACH FLIES, USE A f***ing slingshot AND KILL IT ******!!! SASUKE PUT THAT MICROPHONE DOWN OR I'LL PUT IT UP YOUR RAB- GAARA GIVE ME THAT COOKIE!!!! . . . - Aiai.. these kids today... *sighs* Yo minna, Itachi Uchiha talking! Well, anyone who has read the 1st season must guess how this one will be, full of confusion, riots, shouting, probable mutilations, beheadings and murders. We hope you have fun! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to stop a neurotic loka from killing my brother, dismembering a blonde and putting her hand down a redhead's throat. (WATAFUCK?!) Ja ne! o/ ~~ After a lot of breaking and eating ~~ /LOL I'M BACK IN THIS p****!!!/revolt's . . . Nha, Itachi is finished!/cryalot UGLY WEE! (???) Tsk, I'll take revenge later./run away Enough of the blahblah! All I know is that the snake is going to smoke, the dick is going to eat and I'm going to sleep, because I'm sleepy! (???) Good reading, hoho > w> (?) Byebye o/ Sakura Haruno speaking, switch and hang up. (?) P.S: I am not responsible for brain damage caused by my clueless and completely alien (?) narrative, so you are at your own risk! (WTF?!) P.S²: The production (ui) will inform in the notes of the first cap. the link of the 1st adventure is not normal, I hope you have fun! P.S³: Well you WILL have fun, because everyone loves to laugh at other people's misfortune, there's no use denying it! (?) P.S³+¹: Cover made by my BEST-POTATO-FOREVER! Arigatou Pamy!!!!

Laika

What about people of my heart? ...or maybe not... Anyways... Yo! My name is Sakura Haruno and I'm here to give advice to people who want to have their lives turned into the biggest mess. As? Well... SAVE A CAT! Yeah, you didn't read that wrong, I said "save a cat" anyway. Am I crazy? Crazy? Hysteria? Well.. I don't know, I just know that it worked for me. On a beautiful day... okay, not so beautiful, I was walking home and I found a kitten all bruised up. As I am a very soft-hearted and sensitive girl, I took the little one home and took care of him with great affection. So far, everything was normal, ok, ok... but the worst was what happened afterwards! As soon as I took care of him I went to sleep peacefully and when I woke up the next day, the cat I had saved was no longer a cat (actually it was yes... or no... Anyway... ) and yes a beautiful boy of my age, onyx eyes, white skin, black hair and a super mysterious indifferent expression. Okay, most of the girls reading this must have given a super preppy scream, BUT THAT'S NOT COOL! Like, the kid was a Greek God, ok, but...how is that? A cat -> a boy????? Yeah, after I almost woke up the whole block, he explained to me what was going on and well... You'll have to read the rest of the story to find out! HA! Ok, parey... but it's true, if you're curious, like action, adventure, comedy, a little romance with a dash of drama and a LOT of fuss, I guarantee who will like the story! Yeah, I think that's it For those who click above, Happy Reading! o/ P.S: Cover made by pamy-love. ARIGATOU FRIEND!!! X3

UchiHaruAkasum

All Sasuke wanted when he arrived in Konoha that day was to spend some time with his family, but in Suna something suspicious is happening and it's up to Sakura to save the Kazekage's life...

Manu

Três tronos em colisão. O Norte e a Areia marcham juntos contra o Sul. Apenas um pulso me separa do abismo. Nas alturas da névoa eterna, a guerra final enfim começou. A alvorada será de sangue. Algumas almas nascem para incendiar o mundo. Outras, para salvá-lo das cinzas.

Manu

Sem memórias. Sem atalhos. Sem regras para me salvar. O tabuleiro mudou. E as sombras mais perigosas do reino iniciaram a caçada. Podem vir. Este império vai ruir em chamas.

Manu

As regras do jogo eram simples: ser manipulada, obedecer e morrer. Eu não nasci para ser heroína, e este reino não é um conto de fadas. É uma arena militar governada por conspirações e execuções silenciosas. Mas se o sistema planejou a minha destruição... Vou garantir que ele queime primeiro.