Sinopsis
Sakura Haruno speaking, over. (?)
Faaala people! How are you? having a good time? Bad? Dying? Melting? And me too.
. . . Gaara, drop that shit! No, I don't care if it's a cookie, DROP!
Hunf, these cheap little thieves... *fixes themselves up* (?) Anyway! Here I am, all beautiful and beautiful / a lie to announce the 2nd season of "A Cat in My Life!" / loose fire Well, whoever put up with me narrating my dramatic and sad life with the gorgeous Sasuke Uchiha (?) knows what I passed./AHEM
And... Sasuke I'm talking, would you excuse me? No, you will NOT speak!
Caham, well, whoever wants to follow this new journey/pokémon here has to read Season 1 HUAHUAHUA! (?)
But ok, after all that messy mess, I here/ *waves* (?), I was forced to go to school! Yes, very sad, I know. Don't cry for me, I will survive! lol (WTF?!) So... here I am to tell you about my daily life and my adventures with that bunch of animals/literally speaking.
. . . NARUTO LEAVE THAT LAMP! f****** IF YOU HAVE A COCKROACH, KILL IT WITH YOUR FOOT, YOUR HAND, EVEN YOUR NOSE, BUT DROP MY LAMP! . . .
HUMPF! These men saw... votecontá! Continuing, as the happiness of a poor lasts a short time, mine lasted even less! (?) Well, a double-handed son of a flea had to show up to spoil my "Happily ever after!" BUNCH OF JEALOUS PEOPLE, BURN IN HELL LISTENING TO RESTART!!!!/aloka
But okok, nobody wants to see me happy anyway. Luck was definitely not my face when I was born, man! . . .
RE-READ THIS COOKIE AGAIN AND WE WILL HAVE GAARA THE PURURUCA FOR DINNER!!!
NARUTO COMES DOWN FROM THAT FAN! IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE COCKROACH FLIES, USE A f***ing slingshot AND KILL IT ******!!!
SASUKE PUT THAT MICROPHONE DOWN OR I'LL PUT IT UP YOUR RAB-
GAARA GIVE ME THAT COOKIE!!!!
. . .
- Aiai.. these kids today... *sighs* Yo minna, Itachi Uchiha talking! Well, anyone who has read the 1st season must guess how this one will be, full of confusion, riots, shouting, probable mutilations, beheadings and murders. We hope you have fun! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to stop a neurotic loka from killing my brother, dismembering a blonde and putting her hand down a redhead's throat. (WATAFUCK?!) Ja ne! o/
~~ After a lot of breaking and eating ~~ /LOL
I'M BACK IN THIS p****!!!/revolt's
. . .
Nha, Itachi is finished!/cryalot UGLY WEE! (???)
Tsk, I'll take revenge later./run away
Enough of the blahblah! All I know is that the snake is going to smoke, the dick is going to eat and I'm going to sleep, because I'm sleepy! (???)
Good reading, hoho > w> (?)
Byebye o/
Sakura Haruno speaking, switch and hang up. (?)
P.S: I am not responsible for brain damage caused by my clueless and completely alien (?) narrative, so you are at your own risk! (WTF?!)
P.S²: The production (ui) will inform in the notes of the first cap. the link of the 1st adventure is not normal, I hope you have fun!
P.S³: Well you WILL have fun, because everyone loves to laugh at other people's misfortune, there's no use denying it! (?)
P.S³+¹: Cover made by my BEST-POTATO-FOREVER! Arigatou Pamy!!!!
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“gente leia , sério por que ainda tá lendo isso vai ler! a história é engraçada e sabe eu amo comédia, muito boa super recomendo vc da altas gargalhadas! eu amo essa historia nem sei quantas vazes reli e li de novo, e também eu amo sasusaku e a laika já é pra mim a melhor autora até agora, pois ela sempre faz temas muito bons de comedia, simplesmente me apaixono pelas suas historias, vc foi minha primeira autora e me incentivou a escrever também”







