



A Gaga in Our Lives
Accident on the road... Edward - My baby! Nessie - Calm down, Dad... I'm here, and very well by the way. Edward - Huh? I'm talking about my Volvo! My little Volvinho... And look who was the victim... - Oh meu deus?! Lady Gaga?! - That was THE WEIRD, THE EXOTIC, THE EXTRAVAGANT, THE ALIEN (yes, that last one is also true). (Bella) And there's only one way to save her... I was just beautiful. My hair slid over my shoulders; they were a beautiful blond color, a strong color, like the sun; my face, though pale, was clean and smooth, highlighting my eyes and lips. My lips were colorless at the tips, but from the tips to the center, they were bathed in a vivid red. On my lower eyelid, there was an under-eye circle, touched up in purple, and shallow. My eyes, on the other hand, were a strong blood red; dark, opaque; a deep crimson. I was absolutely perfect. (Lady GaGa) And now she had to adapt to a new life... GaGa - You mean that I'm immortal? Esme - Immortal, dear. GaGa - But immortal is cuter! Esme - Yes you are. GaGa - I'm going to test my immorrability! Esme - Immortality! What are you going to do?! GaGa - I can flyaaaaar... Esme - Oh My God! Lady Gaga?! Bella - THIS CRAZY JUMPED OFF THE CLIFF! But they seem to miss her... - Girls... I called you here because GaGa is missing. I looked it up on the internet and learned that her limo was found wrecked. But last night she called me! – “calls from beyond”, whispered some inconvenience I couldn't identify – and it may sound surreal, but she talked about vampires. – all but Katy burst out laughing. (Beyonce) And now, vampires, werewolves and pop singers are in huge trouble together.
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