Crazy Magic
byGreenLaufeyson•~23min
Genres & Atmosphere
Why the damn Malfoy hates me?! What's the problem with that blonde being with me? I never put a spider in his pants, I never slapped his white face with a shoe, and I never tried to cut his hair to sell it illegally! It's a lot of hate accumulated in one person, it's going to explode. #StayA Tip. As I am a person who, in addition to being beautiful, is polite and has good manners - sqn, I always try to talk to him. BUT when I say "Hi" he responds...WAIT, he DOESN'T respond! He just does a "Bow before me, you lowly mortal" pose. He won't be able to complain when I pull every blond hair out of that big head to make me a gorgeous wig! But that ridiculous being is hot he is, oh if he is.
Synopsis
Why the damn Malfoy hates me?! What's the problem with that blonde being with me? I never put a spider in his pants, I never slapped his white face with a shoe, and I never tried to cut his hair to sell it illegally! It's a lot of hate accumulated in one person, it's going to explode. #StayA Tip.
As I am a person who, in addition to being beautiful, is polite and has good manners - sqn, I always try to talk to him. BUT when I say "Hi" he responds...WAIT, he DOESN'T respond! He just does a "Bow before me, you lowly mortal" pose. He won't be able to complain when I pull every blond hair out of that big head to make me a gorgeous wig! But that ridiculous being is hot he is, oh if he is.
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