The Return of the Subspace Emissary

Based on the franchises of Nintendo, SEGA and others out there: [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS] (Somewhere... And nowhere too...) Space... Great and Vast Space... Dark, gloomy, mysterious. Little is known about space. Subspace... A door opens

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Nothing is known about Subspace. It is empty. Lifeless. Nonexistent. [PUFF] Hammer Bro.:This can't go on. We need to do this now. Primid 1:You're quite impatient, Hammer Brother. Calm down. Soon we'll put our plan into action. Hammer Bro.:I sure hope so. Kracko:It's interesting to be here in this place. As one of the unluckiest creatures in Dreamland, I think being here even seems better than staying there. Egg Pawn:I don't think you've ever taken a hitkill in your life to consider yourself the unluckiest, Kracko. My systems have counted several times the amount of damage Sonic has dealt to me with a Homing Attack, and the exact amount of damage is exactly... [ZAP] Egg Pawn:AAAAI! Primid 2:No time for boring stories, Egg Pawn. Brothers, Subspace no longer exists. Everyone forgot about us. They erased us from Smash Bros. history. Primid 3:That is indeed very sad. Goomba:OSHA! Primid 2:But after a long time of search and seizure... I found for us... A solution. A Black Hole appears Narrator:... The history of Smash Bros. has always had many inconsistencies. Whether putting Galeem and Dharkon to replace Tabuu or allowing Echo Fighters to exist in the same world as normal fighters or even... (ASTONISHMENT) Bringing the Ice Climbers back... Alright... In 2008 Tabuu tried and failed miserably to dominate the Smash Bros. Worlds. Not satisfied, he challenged Sonic and Mario and got beaten. In 2018, 10 years later, the threat of Light and Darkness attacked everyone and still failed to defeat Kirby. Inconsistencies, inconsistencies. When peace seemed to have returned to the world of Smash Brothers, an old threat had returned. Master Hand and Crazy Hand were back, but this time they were not under the control of Galeem or Dharkon. Master Hand was fed up with always losing. Master Hand wanted revenge. He created the world of Smash Bros. to be his paradise. But he never predicted that his creations would turn against him. Mario, Donkey, Link... All puppets for his games. But Smash Bros. expanded far beyond Master Hand's creative capacity. New Worlds and Dimensions soon emerged. Sonic and Mario were never the same universe. Until they were. Persona 5, Final Fantasy and Sora are now best friends. Sora. Not Kingdom Hearts. There is a fine line between the others. Master Hand and Crazy Hand wanted to end the world of Smash Bros. once and for all. But they failed again. Their history is one of countless defeats. The villains of Smash were never winners. In 2007 Bowser lost in his plan for universal domination. In 2011 it was Demise. And in the Metroid Universe, Samus had a double victory by destroying Metroid Prime and Raven Beak. But in 2023 a peculiar thing occurred: When Mario, Peach and Luigi saved the Flower Kingdom from Bowser and restored the Wonder Flowers, many old things from Mario and the others returned. Unfortunately this includes the bad things. Subspace: Nothing is known about Subspace. Dark Cannons:CHECK! Subspace Bombs:CHECK! Chains:CHECK! Primid 1:The solution is here. And it took us a long time until we managed to find the last remnant of... Primid 2:Glitter. [PUFF] [SPARK] [PUSH-PUSH] Primid 3:IT'S WORKING! FINALLY! Primid 2:And now... A Container Heart. [TADADADAAAA] A sinister energy begins to emerge in Subspace, frightening everyone

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TABUU:The Master of Subspace Everyone:!!!!!!! Tabuu:... [SUBSPACE MUSIC PLAYS] Narrator:I said "nothing is known about Subspace?" I meant "nothing was known". You will know now. My revenge begins here. Kracko:Damn. So Tabuu was the narrator. Hammer Bro.:That was already obvious. Primid 1:Maybe for laymen. Hammer Bro.:What did you say? Tabuu:Subspace? You are here? Everyone:MASTER! Tabuu:!!!!!! Egg Pawn:Everything is ready, Master. Your new Subspace army is almost ready. We just need to evaluate the routes, the paths, and especially... Tabuu:Egg Pawn? Egg Pawn:!!!! Tabuu:Now there are Egg Pawns in my domain? Primid 4:It was all we had at our disposal. Tabuu:What year are we in? Everyone:!!!!!!!! Tabuu:???????? ARE YOU DEAF? I ASKED WHAT YEAR WE ARE IN! Everyone:AAAAAAAAAAH! ????:2026. Everyone:!!!!!! ????:We are in 2026, Lord Tabuu. 26th year of Smash Bros., and in Hyrule it would be roughly the 4th or 5th Timeline. Tabuu:Who are you? [CLICK-CLICK-CLICK-CLICK] HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [ZUM] MAJORA:The Cursed Mask: Everyone:MAJORA'S MASK? Majora Mask:Just Majora. Don't limit me, you incompetents. Tabuu:Majora Mask. The Curse of Termina. Majora Mask:You know my story? Tabuu: I know your end. Majora Mask:How nice. But the end doesn't matter. Nothing matters. Tabuu:I agree. Primids:OOOOOOH! The Master is inspired today. Tabuu:I am curious and a little intrigued, Majora Mask: Why are you in Subspace? Majora Mask:My story was erased from Hyrule, Master. I no longer have a purpose in that horrible kingdom of Hyrule or in the depressing town of Termina. I cannot exist anywhere. So I ended up coming here. Tabuu:That explains it. But... Why are you helping me? Majora Mask:You don't trust me, I've noticed. I have no interest in betraying you, Tabuu. Your story was a tragedy. But no one managed to recover from the damage you truly caused, did they? Everyone:Ah, yes, he's right. Goomba:OSHA? Primid 1:Yeah, we don't know if Majora is male or female so... Majora Mask:Yes. Primids:WHAT? Egg Pawn:Systems confused. Systems confused. I can't compute. I don't compute. I don't compute. Lalalalalalalala... [SPARK] Egg Pawn:Thank you, Kracko. Kracko:No problem. Tabuu:It seems Subspace is very weak compared to what it was in 2008. Majora Mask:It doesn't have to be that way, Master. Let me help. I can make an entire army bow to you. Tabuu:Don't do anything, Majora. I can't trust you for now. You haven't given me plausible reasons for that yet. Kracko:If I may, Master... Tabuu:You I trust, Kracko. Kracko:Thank you. What do you think about us attacking Dreamland first? You know? Kirby is an annoying little monster. He always kills me and destroys me... In the most humiliating ways possible, so... Tabuu:No! Kracko:WHY? Tabuu:Primids, how is the Weapons Arsenal? Primids:All ready, sir. [PUFF] Mites:MASTER TABUU, MASTER TABUU, MASTER TABUU! Primid 1:Mites? Mites:MITES, MITES, MITES! Nagagog 1:Our master has returned. Nagagog 2:Returned. Nagagog 3:Master has returned. Armight:OHOHOHOHO! Borboras:RUUUUUU! Ticken:(BIRD SOUND) Greap:(METALLIC SOUNDS) [ACTION MUSIC PLAYS] Primids:!!!!!! Space Pirates:ROOOOOOAR! Bokoblins:MAAAAH! Octoroks:(STRANGE SOUNDS) Mets:(METALLIC SOUNDS) Sniper Joes:PREPARE TO FIRE! RED PINK CYAN ORANGE PAC-MAN GHOSTS:Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde: Primids:DAMN! So many new members for our army. Tabuu:!!!!! Everyone in Subspace bows to Tabuu Tabuu:!!!!!! Hammer Bro.:Master Tabuu... All we want is to be able to help you subjugate this world. We swear loyalty to you if you can help us gather more allies for our army. Like my King Bowser. Subspace Army:KING BOWSER! KING BOWSER! KING BOWSER! Tabuu:..... Kracko:Why can't we attack Dreamland first? Egg Pawn:Because it would be erroneous, Kracko. My calculations indicate that if Tabuu attacks Dreamland immediately we can... [SPARK] Egg Pawn:AAAAI! Tabuu:My Subspace Army. For 18 years we have been destroyed and mistreated by all the other worlds. But this time... With me back to life and with you all here gathered to serve me once more... We will destroy Smash Bros. Everyone:YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Tabuu:But... Everyone:???? Tabuu:There are limitations. Limitations, these... That prevent me from using my maximum potential. That's why I will need help from all of you. As you know, I cannot leave Subspace. Everyone:Ah, that's true... Majora Mask:Yes you can. Tabuu:What? What are you trying to say, Majora? Majora Mask:Allow me to explain, Tabuu: I have... What you need. Everyone:The Jewel of Omnipresence. Tabuu:I see. That Jewel is exclusive to Master Hand. Majora Mask:It was exclusive. But don't worry: I didn't kill Master Hand. I just stole his jewel. Tabuu:I see... Tabuu absorbs the Jewel of Omnipresence Everyone:!!!!! Primid 1:Master... Our plan... Our plan will begin now? Tabuu:Let me think straight. Don't rush art, you know. Hammer Bro.:Bowser used to say that too. Tabuu:Very well. Egg Pawn... Egg Pawn:Me? Tabuu:Yes, you. Since you analyze probabilities, analyze this: What are the chances of me making a direct attack on Dreamland and ending up at a loss? Egg Pawn:(ROBOTIC SOUNDS) 78%. Kracko:WHAT? Tabuu:Now analyze the chances in Hyrule. Egg Pawn:(ROBOTIC SOUNDS) 93%. Tabuu:Impossible! Majora Mask:Link... The boy has matured a lot from 2023 onwards, Tabuu. He now has the Ultrahand. A horrible new power that is nothing more than a copy of the Arm Cannon. Kracko:That is indeed an affront. The Goddesses of Hyrule erred again. Tabuu:...... Majora... Majora Mask:Yes? Tabuu:..... [PSHIIIIIIIIIIIN] Majora Mask:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Everyone:!!!!!!! Majora Mask:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES! YES! THIS IS PERFECT! HAHAHAHAHAHA! [PSHIUM] Majora Mask:AAAH! HEHEHEHE... Laser Eyes... That was impressive. Tabuu:I attacked you as a warning. I have no intention of killing you yet, because you will have the chance to prove you are on my side. Majora Mask:..... You are truly fascinating, Master. Tabuu:You seem to understand well the logic and reality of the Smash Worlds. So... Tell me... Should I attack the Mushroom Kingdom? Majora Mask:ATTACK EVERYONE! IGNORE THE LOSS! IGNORE STATISTICS AND LOGIC! We have to destroy them all. Tabuu:Egg Pawn... Analyze the chances in the Mushroom Kingdom. Egg Pawn:...... (ROBOTIC SOUNDS) [AVENGERS MUSIC STARTS PLAYING] Primids:??????? Hammer Bro.:So? Egg Pawn:.... Sir... The chances are 50%. Everyone:!!!!!!! Tabuu:....... We will attack the Mushroom Kingdom then. Smash Bros.:DOOMSDAY: Maximum Security Prison:Somewhere in the Galaxy: Bowser Jr. is digging a tunnel in the cell where he and his father are trapped Dry Bowser:Don't worry, son. No prison can stop us. Bowser Jr.:We'll get out of here soon enough. [PAM] Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.:!!!!! [PAM] [PAM] [PAM] [PAM] [PAM] [PAM] [PAM] Lumalee:HELLO WORMS! TRYING TO ESCAPE? Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.:AAH! Lumalee:You will follow my rules now. Dry Bowser:Stay close, son. She doesn't scare us. Lumalee:First goes the body. And then the bones. HEHEHEHE... Then all that's left is dust. Dry Bowser:Be quiet. Are you listening? Lumalee:No one can silence the truth. It only gets louder. Like the beat of the drum... OF DEATH! HAHAHAHA! Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.:AAAH! Lumalee:BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.:AAAAAAAAAAAH! Attempt 1: Bowser Jr.:Dad, I found the exit. [POW] Bowser Jr.:AAAAAH! Lumalee:HIHIHIHI! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! Bowser Jr.:GRRRR... Attempt 2: Dry Bowser:I'm going to break down this wall. [SMASH] Dry Bowser:AAAAAAAAAH! Lumalee:OOOH... Dry Bowser cries in pain Attempt 7: Dry Bowser:Could you let my son and I out just to... Lumalee:No! Dry Bowser:GRAAAAA! Dry Bowser tries to break his cell and it's no use, and he even hurts himself in the process [POW-POW-POW-POW] Dry Bowser:AAAAH! Lumalee:HIHIHIHI! Attempt 14: Dry Bowser:Invisible Ink. Bowser Jr.:Now you outdid yourself, Daddy. Dry Bowser puts invisible ink on himself and Junior and even manages to break free from prison, but Lumalee notices right away [SPLASH-SPLASH-SPLASH] Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.:HIHIHIHIHI! Ukiki:!!!!! Biddybud:?????? [BONK] Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.:AAAAAAAH! Lumalee:TCH, TCH, TCH! Some people never learn... Dry Bowser:I hate you, you stupid little star. Lumalee:Hate... Just like life... Is insignificant... Because nothing lasts forever. Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.:AAAAAAAAAH! Rain falls on the prison; Bowser Jr. is crying and Dry Bowser tries to calm his son Dry Bowser:..... Bowser Jr.:Daddy... Dry Bowser:Yes, Junior? Bowser Jr.:Don't you miss when we were invincible? Dry Bowser:....... [PHONE SOUND] Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.:AAAAH! Lumalee:Hello, worms. Phone for you. Bowser Jr.:Who would be idiot enough to call us? Dry Bowser:That's right, son. Lumalee:..... Dry Bowser answers the phone Dry Bowser:Hello? Rosalina:So? Are you comfortable in your cell? Dry Bowser:YOU! Bowser Jr.:Is that the little princess I kidnapped? Let me talk to her, Daddy. Rosalina:None of that. You won't say anything. You will just listen. Mushroom Kingdom:Kingdom where Peach grew up: Rosalina:Thanks to you and your devilish son, Bowser... My Lumas now have nightmares. Good thing their Mother is here, along with Aunt Peach and Mario. So I hope you're enjoying prison well. Dry Bowser:GRWAAAAAA! Rosalina:GRR! Go scare someone else. Mario:Let me try. Rosalina:Go ahead. Mario:BOWSER! Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.:MARIO? Mario:I hope you're satisfied, turtle breath. Because of you the Princess's castle was destroyed and I had to fix everything. I thought we could be friends and you ruined everything. Dry Bowser:None of this would have happened if you had complimented my drawing. Mario:SO THAT'S THE JUSTIFICATION? Bowser Jr.:(SCREAMING) Peach:SILENCE! Bowser... My sister already spoke and I'll say it again: The Universe will not forgive you. And even if it forgives you, you won't be able to escape punishment if you attack my Toads again. Or my sister... Or my friends. Enjoy this prison well next to your son. Because you will never leave there. Rosalina:Goodbye! [END OF CALL] Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.:!!!!!!!! Ukiki:Excuse me? Ukiki needs to take a call. Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.:AAAAAAAHHH... Mario and Luigi:AAAAAAHOOO! Luigi:Well done, Mario. You finally managed to work up the courage to tell Bowser some truths to his face. Mario:But you were the one who said to try to be friends with him, Lu. Luigi:Yeah, my bad, Mario. I thought he would change. Rosalina:Unfortunately not. They can't change. As they say: Some people already have evil rooted in them. Mario:I've never heard anyone say that. Peach:Oh, Mario, stop being annoying. Look, we finished building the castle. Mario:Finally. Mario and Luigi:PHEW... Mario and Luigi wipe the sweat from their faces with their hands Rosalina:Snack break. Lumas:YAAAY! Snack break. The Lumas start jumping for joy and end up bumping into Mario and Luigi accidentally Lumas:(INCOMPREHENSIBLE SPEECH) Mario and Luigi:OW! OW! OW! Luigi:Hey, little stars, be careful with Luigi here. Mario:Please... Don't hurt me and my brother. Yoshi eats one of the Lumas [CHOMP] Mario and Luigi:YOSHI! DON'T DO THAT, SPIT IT OUT! Yoshi:(SPEAKING WITH MOUTH FULL) Mario and Luigi chase Yoshi trying to make him spit out the Luma [SPACE JUNK GALAXY MUSIC PLAYS] Toad is playing the Space Junk Galaxy music on the piano, while Rosalina is making everyone's snack and the room is lit like Rosalina's Observatory Mario and Luigi: :D Yoshi does the movement he does in Yoshi Island Rosalina:Mario... Mario:AAH! Hi. Hi, Rosalina. Sorry I screamed. Rosalina:Try this. Mario:!!!!! HMMM... (CHEWS) (CHEWS) (CHEWS) Delicious. What is this? Peach:Star Bits, Mario. My sister makes the best Star Bits in the Galaxy. Mario:That's incredible. Luigi:Hey, new and very beautiful Princess, how can I have a Star Bit for myself too? Mario:LU! Rosalina:HEHEHE... Your brother is funny, Mario. Mario:Yeah, he likes to make jokes. Rosalina:Open your little mouth. Luigi:HEHEHE... NHAM! HMMM... (SWALLOWS) MAMA MIA... Princess Rosalina, this is really good. Have you ever thought about opening a space restaurant? Rosalina:I have one. Mario and Luigi:WOW, REALLY? Rosalina:Really. We can go there later. Mario and Luigi:OH YEAH! Toad:Hey, Princess... Princess Rosalina... I'm very sad... I ran out of Star Bits. Can you make some for me too? Peach:..... Yoshi:Yoshi... Toad:Hey, shut up, Yoshi. You're abusing my nobility too much. Mario:Calm down, Toad. Why are you being so mean to Yoshi? Toad:Because I don't trust... Dinosaurs. OW! Yoshi:YO... SHI... Toad and Yoshi stare at each other like two cowboys Rosalina:Star Bits, Toad. Toad:YAY! Toad eats the Star Bits rudely Mario, Luigi and Peach:EEEEWWW... Rosalina:!!!! Lumas:HEHEHEHE, STAR BITS! The Lumas eat in an even more disgusting way, dirtying Mario and Peach Mario and Peach:AAAAAH! Rosalina:LUMAS! Lumas:Sorry, Mommy. Rosalina:Don't worry, I'll fix this. [PUFF] Rosalina:TADAA! Peach:Sister, you don't need to do so many things like that for us. Luigi:Yes she does, I love your Star Bits, Rosalina. Mario:LU! Luigi:What? Rosalina:I just want to be able to feel good and make you feel good too. Since now I'm with my sister again. Peach:Oh, Rosalina... Rosalina:Does anyone want to hear a story? Lumas:ME, ME, ME, ME! Stories. Mario, Luigi and Peach:AAAAI! Careful. Lumas:Sorry, Princess Peach. Mario and Luigi:And us? Lumas:Sorry, Plumbers. Rosalina:HAHAHAHAHA... [PUFF] Rosalina:The story of the Mario Brothers and Princess Rosalina. Lumas:OOOOHHHH, New story? Peach:New story? First time I see you telling a new story, sister. Rosalina:I wrote this one during my fateful kidnapping by that little pest Bowser Jr. Mario:Wow, it must have been hard. Rosalina:It was. But now we're fine. Rosalina opens the book Mario Brothers and Princess Rosalina: Rosalina:Once upon a time there were two plumber brothers: Mario and Luigi. Luma 1:Ah, Mommy. We've already heard this one. Luma 2:Yeah, the one about the plumbers is getting old. Luma 3:Yeah, read another one. Rosalina:But it's not the same story. This time it has me in it. Lumas:Oh, cool. Rosalina:Let me read, please. Lumas:Sorry, Mommy. Rosalina:Thank you. Where was I? Luigi? Luigi:Rosalina's Star Wand is so beautiful, Lumas. Now watch Mommy making shine and glitter with it, WOOO! Peach and Rosalina:HAHAHAHA! Mario:Oh, oh, oh... Rosalina:..... Give it back, Luigi. Luigi:Aww, I wanted to keep playing with it. Rosalina: :) Without further ado... Once upon a time there were two plumber brothers: Mario and Luigi. They didn't have a very fun life. And they still suffered to make their father proud. Papa Mario:I think you're crazy. And the worst part: You dragged your brother down the drain too. Rosalina:When they went to check a clog in the main pipe of Brooklyn... They found the mushroom world. Luigi was kidnapped by the evil Bowser... Lumas:BOWSER! Peach:It's okay, little Lumas. It's just a story. Lumas:Phew. Rosalina:And Mario asked for help from the brave Princess Peach. To rescue him. Mario:She's very brave and strong, isn't she, Peach? Peach:You bet she is, Mario. Toad:Yeah, she's our princess, yay. Yoshi:YOSHI! Toad:HMM... Rosalina:After Mario saved his brother and defeated Bowser, they went to live with the Princess for a good while. Then the cute Luma appeared in the Kingdom asking the princess for help to save its mother: Rosalina. Luma 1:Mommy is talking about herself in the third person. Lumas:Yeah, it's pretty weird. Rosalina:HAHAHAHA! With the help of the space mercenary, Fox Mccloud, Peach and Toad walked towards Planet Bowser to save me. However they needed the help of the plumbers. Mario and Luigi were essential to manage to save me. The two of them and Yoshi too... Yoshi:YOSHI! Rosalina:They saved me, just as my sister did before them. Upon returning home... Princess Rosalina... Became a fan of the Plumber Brothers. Mario and Luigi:OOOOOHHHH... <:) Rosalina:The End. Lumas:AGAIN! AGAIN! AGAIN! Luigi:Cool. I want it again too. Peach:No, no, no, let's finish eating and tidy things up. Mario:But we already tidied everything. Peach:Then let's tidy it again. Mario:Tidy again? You're kidding. AAH! I mean... Yes. Tidy again. A great idea, because they always say twice is better than once. Peach:Nobody says that, Mario. Mario:Are you sure? (Somewhere in space...) [BOWSER'S SHIP MUSIC PLAYS] Dry Bowser:..... Bowser Jr.:.... Daddy... Dry Bowser:Don't worry, Junior. Soon we'll finish them all off. I promise you, son. Tabuu:Why violence, Bowser? We've done this before. Dry Bowser:What is it? I don't even know you, giant bluish being... And scary... And strange... And buff... Tabuu:TABUU! My name is Tabuu. I don't understand. How do you not know me, Bowser of 2023? Bowser from the games never spoke of me? Dry Bowser:Bowser what? I AM BOWSER! Kamek:Actually, my lord... I was looking at the Book of Koopas... And there really is another version of each of us, including the plumbers. Dry Bowser:WHAT? IS THIS SERIOUS? NO! Tabuu:Yes. And soon we will destroy both worlds. I need you to collaborate with me, Skeleton Bowser. Dry Bowser:I'm still pretty confused about all this. General Koopa:It will soon make sense, my lord. Dry Bowser:!!!!!! General Koopa! General Koopa:My King... It's good to see you again... Wait, did you die? Dry Bowser:Unfortunately... But I survived. General Koopa:WOW! Tabuu:As you can see, Bowser... My power is greater. My army is greater. You can be part of it... Or you can end up like the rest. Dry Bowser:Just one more question, big blue sir... Tabuu:TABUU! Dry Bowser:Yes. That. Tattoo. Bowser Jr.:It's Tabuu, Daddy. Dry Bowser:That's what Junior said. If I help you... Could I force Princess Peach to marry me? Tabuu:..... Majora whispers in Tabuu's ear Tabuu:HMMM... Dry Bowser:What's that? Who is this little guy? What did he say? Majora Mask:Pleasure, Bowser. My name is Majora... And let's say I'm a cursed Mask. Dry Bowser and Bowser Jr.:AAAAHHH! Majora Mask:HAHAHAHA! Tabuu:Very well... You will kidnap the Princess, Bowser. And I will prepare your wedding. Dry Bowser:WHOA! Really? I mean... I couldn't ask for a better best man than you... Tabuu:Don't push it. Dry Bowser:My bad. Bowser Jr.:Dad, wait... You're going to marry the Princess? Dry Bowser:Yes, my son. There comes a day when a little turtle becomes a man and when that day comes... Bowser Jr.:YAAAY! My Daddy is going to marry a little princess. Finally I'll have a Mommy. I've dreamed of this day for years. Everyone:....... Primid 1:Finally. We found the mushroom. Primid 2:It wasn't even that hard, except for those colorful Yoshis.. Primid 3:Colorful and annoying. Tabuu:SILENCE! Bowser... As a first act of courtesy... We found the life mushroom for you to return to normal. Dry Bowser:Life mushroom? Wait, is it like the one where I get small, only different? Tabuu:My goodness... How stupid you are, Bowser 2023. Primid 1:Here. Just eat it normally, you'll go back to being the good old Bowser. Dry Bowser:..... Bowser Jr.:Go on, Daddy. Get your Prime form back. Go on, go. RAAAAWR! "I am the King of Koopas! I'm the best. Kneel" ROAAAR! Dry Bowser:HEHEHEHE... Good impression, son. Bowser Jr.:Thanks, Daddy. Dry Bowser is afraid to eat the Green Mushroom but soon he works up courage and eats it, returning to being Bowser Dry Bowser:..... Bowser Jr.:...... Dry Bowser:NHAM! [DRUM SOUND] Everyone:!!!!!!! Tabuu:..... Dry Bowser:HMMM... HMM... GMM... GMMM... HMMMMMMM... GRWAAAAAAAH! [EPIC MUSIC PLAYS FOR A FEW SECONDS] Everyone:OOOOOH... Bowser Jr.:Daddy? [BOWSER'S MESSAGE MUSIC FROM SUPER MARIO 64 PLAYS] Bowser:HAHAHAHAHAHA! Guess who's back, Junior. Bowser Jr.:DADDY! WOHOO! Bowser:HAHAHAHA! Look at me, Junior. My physical form has returned. I feel stronger and more macho than before. Bowser Jr.:Daddy is giant, now the Princess won't be able to resist. Primids:OOOOOH... Majora Mask:I'm glad it worked, but now stop this noise and focus. Bowser:Don't worry, weird and ugly mask. Bowser Jr.:That's what he said. Hammer Bro:King Bowser, you're back. Bowser:Yeah, hammer brother. Your shirt is quite nice. Hammer Brother is wearing a shirt that says "I love King Bowser" Hammer Bro:.... Thank you, sir. Egg Pawn:30 seconds to impact, Master Tabuu. Tabuu:Since we're all agreed, Bowser, you will make the first move. Bowser:What? What do you mean? [WARP] Bowser and Bowser Jr.:AAAAHH! Tabuu:Let's see if he will do the job right. I've already been disappointed by Bowser once. I will not tolerate a second time. Majora Mask:I agree. (Back to the Mushroom Kingdom...) Mario:Done. Luigi, Toad and Rosalina:Done. Peach:Now yes. It was fun doing a second cleaning, wasn't it? Luigi and Toad:No it wasn't. Yoshi:YOSHI... Mario:Fun. Very fun. It's like when Luigi and I fix a pipe in a specific house and the next day we have to go there again, because the dog clogged the sink. Luigi:You didn't need to mention that, Mario. Peach and Rosalina:HAHAHAHA! Mario:Well, now I need to go rest a bit. Who knows later we can do something fun or I don't know. Luigi:Yeah, we could set up a double date with you and your sister, Peach. It would be cool two couples on a date. Mario:LU! Peach and Rosalina:It would be cool. Mario:WHAT? Peach:I mean we're not a couple, Luigi. At least I'm not. Rosalina:We don't really know each other well yet... (Rosalina blushes) Luigi:Oops... My bad. I didn't mean to scare you. Mario:Luigi, we need to talk about your weird way with princesses. Luigi:I'm just playing the famous Luigi charm. Remember when we tried with the Carolina sisters? Mario:We got rejected. Luigi:But it never stopped me from trying. Mario facepalms Rosalina:Okay, Luigi, please, stop. You're making your brother nervous. Peach:Yeah, that's what my sister said. Mario:Thank you, Rosalina. I need to rest, I'm exhausted. Are you coming, Lu? Luigi:In a bit, Mario. Toad:Can I come along, Luigi? Luigi:You can. Yoshi will come too. Toad:AH, FORGET IT, I DON'T WANT TO ANYMORE! Peach and Rosalina:..... Peach:Mario seems upset. Luigi:What? No... He's just tired. Rosalina:I think you're being too hard on him, sister. Peach:Am I? Oh... I hadn't noticed. Why didn't he tell me? Rosalina:He's nervous. It seems like a lot for him to absorb. Luigi:Mario? Rosalina:I'll talk to him. Peach and Luigi:WHAT? [WARP] Peach and Luigi:!!!!!!! Luigi:..... Princess... Did you know I'm starting to like your sister? Peach:I know, Luigi. You already said it. [STAR FESTIVAL MUSIC PLAYS] Mario is walking agitatedly to his house and Rosalina has a sad look for him Rosalina:...... Bowser and Bowser Jr. are in the castle and spot Mario and hide Bowser Jr.:Dad... He almost saw us. Bowser:No problem, Junior. Big Blue gave us this thing to deal with our problem. Majora Mask:Bowser... You really don't know how to be discreet, do you? Bowser:Strange mask? Bowser Jr